hi everyone!!!!! *waves wildly* hi echo and radar and sonar and silence and cruz and balmung and riyu and jess and soichiro and EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!! XDD
ok so MAH ADVENCHAS on TEH MOON!!!!!!
heee, but before i tell you everyone has to say 'teh moon!' ok, now everyone: Teh! Moon!! isn't it awesome-sounding? yup, it is.
so my moon adventures:
they sent me up on the shuttle. it was smallish and smelled funny. like... new car smell without all the plastic and like twice the metal. but i gotta tell you, null-g is AWESOME. i did the thing with the coke (except i only drink clear soda so it was sprite) and it formed into perfect little globes! then they started ORBITING around me!!!!! I HAD GLOBES OF SODA ORBITING AROUND MY HEAD!!!!!!! it was awesome.
then i got to the moon and GUESS WHAT i didn't need a space suit! all i needed was this pill that i took and that transported oxygen directly to my bloodstream, so i didn't need to breathe! those scientists ARE good for something, after all..... ooh and GUESS WHAT ELSE?! there IS life on the moon! there are three different types (only three. well, three animal-like things and then like ten or twenty different plantae-thingamabobs.). the lowest form is about the size of a large dog and a quadruped. they reminded me of cows, herbivorous and rather dull, but sweet. they have browny-purplish short fur, and no horns. but they have clove feet, like goats! they ate most of the various species of plants i saw. ooh, then there's a second form of life, they're like orangutans! they're about four feet tall, and look like thinner versions of the orangutans you see on earth, except they have shorter, coppery-colored fur. ooh, and they have WINGS! their wings are battish and a little too small to work for their bodies, but they're coooollll. they eat the cow-things and a couple plants, but they're mostly carnivores. they also take care of the cow-things and do a lot of other stuff, like for the last kind of life i'm going to tell you about next. they're like humans! well, they're a little taller then most humans, i think the shortest is like five foot four. they're also built... well, for lack of a better word, longer. they have longer limbs in relation to their body. ooh, and they have wings too!! they have feathery wings, like me and the rest of the avians!! but you know what's weird? they all have blonde hair, blue eyes, and white wings. hee, they kinda look like what you think angels would look like! their language is kinda weird too, it sounds like a mixture of french and chinese, with a little italian mixed in. they use a different language than the orangutans, but they seem like they communicate between themselves. the humanoids are a lot less numerous than the orangutans, there's like twenty orangutans for each humanoid (so that means about two hundred humanoids).
they're nice! and yeah guess what else. THEY THINK I'M A FRIKIN GODDESS TOO!! (see one of my older posts). see like the first day or two i was on the moon i got bored and started converging a bunch of the ice around me (there's a lot of ice in space) and melted it, then formed clouds and made a mini-rainstorm. they thought it was some 'divine' thing that i, their 'supreme goddess' had come to do. they're calling me either 'Goddess', 'Lasheetana (lah-shee-tah-nuh)', who i've gathered is the name of their chief goddess, or 'Aishutaratsu (eye-shoot-ah-raht-tsu)', the goddess that apparently 'worked with the god of time to create the universe'. i wonder who the time god is.... ok well i've pretty much exhausted this subject. i'm gonna be going...
see yah!!!!
Storm X3
