Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Storm is HERE!!!!!

sorry people!!! i is here!!!!! wow i didn't post for a LONG time. like almost FOUR DAYS!!!! heehee there's an interesting story i gotta tell you about that... but first i will respond to comments!
Catch- ZOMG HI!!! you haven't been here in like FOREVER!!! *superspecialawesomemegahug!!*
Shadow- O.O she DOES have a really strong voice. like a super-strong violin!!! hee, i LIKE violins.... they sound pretty... and have a very good octavial range. and they are fun to hit people with. ^^ you KNEW i had to include that in there SOMEWHERE. *hugs! and cybertunacookies!!*
Balmung- ZOHMIGOD you're the one freaking out this time!!!! don't worry i'm here!!! *hugs* and gimme back my stuff *snatches back coffee cup, sees that Balmung drank it, and throws it at a random passerby* YOU OWE ME A STARBUCKS!!!!!! but i'm not mad. thank you for worrying ^.^ *hugs again*
Cruz- DON WORRY!!!!!! i is HERE!!!!!!!!!!! i is back!! no worry!!!!! i has prezzies, too! *pulls santa bag from empty space behind back and starts rooting through* hmm for Radar no Echo no Sonar no where's Cruz's?! HERE IT IS!!!!! *pulls out teeny-tiny box, wrapped in sparkly red-and-gold paper with a twirly green ribbon around it* HERE!!!! OPEN!!!!! *Cruz opens box and pulls out what looks like a house key* (my impression) *says 'storm what is this? will it explode?* NO SILLY!!! its a key to a TANK!!!!!!!! forget your mom's car!!!!! no pole will hurt THIS thing!!!!
*roots through bag again and gets bored* i will give people their presents interspersed throughout the post...
OK MY STORY!!!!
i was reeeally bored friday night, so i... stuffed myself on icecream and watched sad movies. titanic was my favorite... leonardo dicaprio... and the big shiny heart thingamajig.... but yeah. a superfast metabolism ROCKS. so the next day i had work, and it was actually almost boring. sure everyone (except me ^^) got tipped lousy and i had some guy harass me, but i pushed him down an elevator shaft and took off early. he was ok, by the way. the elevator was only about a floor down, so he only fell about ten feet. they took him to the hospital and he was muttering something about becoming gay... so yeah. saturday night i went to the play (which ROCKED by the way) and absolutely loved it. i mean, who doesn't love kind-intentioned old ladies who run a boarding house and poison old men who don't have families (in one gallon of elderberry wine, then put a teaspoon of arsenic, half a teaspoon of stricknife, and just a pinch of cyanide! and yes i remembered the recipe exactly) and have their nephew who think's he's FDR bury them in the cellar. i still have homework, so i'll probably post the rest of my adventures tomorrow!

6 comments:

Cruz said...

YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! A TANK!!!!!!
*runs and hugs Storm so hard she can't breathe* WHOOOHOOO!!!
*runs to tank and gets in with much difficulty* What? I've never had a tank before!
*gets in seat and buckles 4-point seat belt* Safety First!YES! hmmm... owners manual? *throws manual behind seat* I'll figure it out myself! *turns key in ignition and engine roars to life* HEEHEE! * cups hands around mouth and yells over roar of engine* STORM! YOU'RE THE BESTEST!!!

*cruz thinks to self: what happens if i push this big red button?*

Catch and The Misfits said...

LOL! Shadow say: THANKS FOR DE COOKEEZ!

And me says: THANKS FOR DE HUGGLZ

Guys are so creepy these days (no offence Sonar, Silence, Balmung, Shadow, and my catboy Shadow) you know? You never know when they will be perverts... (DIRECTED TOWARDS A specific WOLFBOY out there who I will NOT SPEAK TO UNTIL I GIVE HIM A HAT! ^__^ *gives "wolfboy" a "hat"* There we go!*snickers*) heheeheee....heh...

clocks are ticking... *tic, tic, tic...*

Cain: AWW MAN! I just got the tuna out of my hair and now PUDDING?!

me says: teehee...

*gives Storm a bunch of cybermuffins and cybercookies for pushing the guy down the elevator shaft* That was the best idea I ever heard! LoL! Guys like that should have death sentence...

-Catch

Spirit said...

I WAS IN THE PLAY! YAY! The had REAL toxic stuff in the wine bottle too^^

Spirit said...

COOKIES! MINE! *takes all cookies, but leaves some for Storm*

Storm said...

yaay!!!! but leave some cookies for cruz/catch/shadow/riyu/jess/soichiro/balmung/echo!!! and other people...
cruz- NO PUSH BIG RED BUTTON!!!! this is actually the second tank i got you. i uh... test-drove the first one and pushed the big red button. NOT FUN. well, i guess if would be fun if you were WATCHING, but not fun if you're in it. not fun at all.
*takes owners manual out and looks at it confusedly* what's this thing?
oh well what should we do with it? mwahaha...
*rips in half, burning one half to leetle white ashes and throwing the other half out the window to land on someone's car* *car alarm goes off* what's that? did someone do something?
catch- GO YOU!!! PUDDING HATZ FOR EVERYONE!!!! *slams a pudding cup on a random passer-by's head* WOOT!!!!!
Shadow- hi!!!! shadey-shadshad-shadcat!!!! *hug!*
and radar- YOU WERE THE BEST NURSE EVER!!!!! *grabs cookies/muffins back, then shares equally among everyone* wait! *takes shadow's back and switches them with tunacookies/muffins* *re-distributes baked goods*
I GOTS CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! X3
*hugz for all!!!!*

Cruz said...

okay... okay... I won't push button *pouts* but YAY cookies and hugs!! *hugs back*