free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, we are free at last!

as the new name says. MAJOR QUOTAGE!! and yes i did make that word up. so HA! (this will be a VERY long post. just warning you)

ok i'm out of jail. ESCAPE FROM ALKATRAZ!!! and for once, i'm telling the truth. it was alkatraz. man i hope i'm spelling the name right. but who cares! if you want to hear my tale of daring risks and near-misses, i suggest you skip to the part titled PRISON ESCAPE or something like that, because i'm going to rant about school first. BEGIN RANT!!!

send me back to jail!!! i don't like school. i'm going to recount my horrific schedule in lavish detail now...

homeroom: ugh. I HATE MY HOMEROOM TEACHER!!!!!! she's a german teacher, and its apparently oktoberfest in a few days, she wore most HIDEOUS dress today. and she DIDN'T STOP TALKING to us!!!!!

1st period, english: so apparently we weren't 'participating' enough in class, so she had us make index cards with 'i participated' on one side and 'i did not participate' on the other side. once we got called on for something, we were allowed to flip over a card to make it say 'i participated' !!! whooo

2nd period, euro studies: actually wasn't all that bad. i have the STUPIDEST girl EVER that sits diagonal from me, and she can't talk. oh no, she YELLS! you know the conventional 'blonde' jokes? SHE EMBODIES THEM!!!!! we were looking at renaissance art, and she WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!! i was seriously prepared to go back to jail JUST TO KILL HER!!

you get the trend, gym: whoo. gym. my favorite. (sarcasm if you can't tell). yeah we ran suicides. for ten minutes straight. then we did a further 'warm-up' which consisted of lunges/knee-to-chest/hamstring curls halfway across the gym, then jogging the rest. then the gym teacher made us do 'kick-skips' down the entire gym. if you don't know what they are, think 'rockettes' you know the knee-up-knee-down-leg-out-then-again thing? we had to do that IN MOTION. then we played football. gym sucks.

biology: i had to present a stupid thing and i got TERRIFIED and probably ruined my and my partners' grades for the marking period.

math1: ANNOYING. i'm in stupid math because the school hates me, and i was ready to kill someone! i did the worksheet we got in less than five minutes when everyone else asked the teacher for help on the FIRST QUESTION!

lunch: another person joined our table. just for the day, but it took some MAJOR EFFORT to get people to move so Radar could sit down.

math2: also annoying. the worksheet we were supposed to do today in class i finished for homework, so i had 45 minutes of free time.

french: also annoying. we went over the usage of the pronouns 'y' and 'en'

then i went home and all was good.

ESCAPE FROM ALKATRAZ!!!! actually was at about midnight last night. that funny feeling i had was a new power coming!!!! and it's AWESOME!!!! but i will wait to tell you. TOMORROW, I PROMISE!! now, i will rant about the gym locker rooms.

you know that really high-pitched sound that certain things make? like the PA system or a tv when you turn it on? that REALLY annoys me. like, that coupled with the running in gym almost made me pass out. i can't get away from it!! it messes with my sense of balance and coordination and basically everything else needed to play football, and some guy on the opposite team slammed into me! i fell down! and it was only the STUPID NOISE that kept me from destroying him on the spot! now you KNOW that's not normal. normally, i would just trip him the next time he came near me or something. but then the LOCKER ROOM!!! ohmygod. i have a reeally sensitive nose (wolf) and the blast of like EIGHTY different perfumes and deodorants hit me like a brick wall. i literally couldn't breathe in there. and almost passed out AGAIN! probably one of the reasons i screwed up the bio presentation...

ok gotta go. i'm kinda... wanted and have a rather large bounty on my head, so i have to lead people away from my house.

see ya! 

oh wait everyone must pray to the wellness fairies for Balmung!!!! to do this, sit traditional japanese-style facing west and chant the name of who you want to be well until you see three stars appear. if enough people do it, he will DEFINITELY get better faster!

bye!