SAT-UR-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! wooo!

illusion- no woo. today sucked too. (heh, it rhymed. sorry, a little cynical today). ok just a warning: NEVER come to a shop right before they close to avoid crowds. EVERYONE DOES THAT. a human chick i know from work (vegas casino. she's a waitress, i deal cards at the tables) part-times at a boutique and got sick, so she called me and i subbed in for her. NOT FUN. everyone came in in the LAST TEN FLIPPIN' MINUTES the store was open and either wanted something tailored or returned or to TRY ON EVERY FRIKIN' THING IN THE WHOLE FRIKIN' STORE! so of course i had to smile and say sweetly 'of course you can try on items 3 through 58, it would be no problem whatsoever.' oh well, at least they pay good in vegas. and they for the most part left me alone (90% women anyway). except one guy who came in with his girlfriend. he must've gotten lucky at the tables or the racetrack or somethin', cause he brought her in and said she could have ANYTHING she wanted. but as soon as the hussy walks away, he sidles up to me and starts flirting with me! grossly! then he LOOKS DOWN MY SHIRT and says something so VULGAR that i refuse to post it! i was about to smack him down right then and there, come what may, when the fat ***** (sorry, can't think of anything else) comes out and starts yelling at me for 'flirting with her man' !!!! I was soooo ready to kill BOTH OF THEM when manager-to-the-rescue comes out and says politely 'we're closed now, could you come back later?'. so the guy WINKS AT ME and takes his bleached-blonde COW out with him. well, at least the manager took me to a jewelry store and let me pick something out for my 'tolerance'. so now i have a sparkly necklace. and anyway, the joke's on that guy. i got his wallet! so now his cash, id, credit cards... all mine. oh, he will PAY... this should be fun....

real me- wow. illusion turning evil. of course, that's exactly what I would do, but still. oh well, today was my first day at normal japanese high school! heh, english-sensei got a shock today. she decided to pick on the new-girl-who-was-looking-dreamily-out-the-window (aka ME), so she out-of-the-blue calls on me for translation. you know how in all the anime/mangas the teacher calls on the student and they stand up and recite something usually from a poem? well, that's what i was supposed to do. except i was bored, so i had turned to the back of the book and was reading some of the poems that were there, and i stood up and started reciting from one of those! oops. we were on lesson 4, but i was reading something from lesson 22. the last lesson in the book. that even the teacher had trouble with. not good. so now i am apparently the 'genius transfer girl'. AND i did good in math. and music. that was fun though... oh, and i joined a bunch of clubs! like judo and kendo and archery and- wait, probably shouldn't get started. might not finish for a while... you know, a lot of guys were acting weird around me today. not just the creep-guy-that-asked-me-out, but the rest of the 'transfer' students from the ninja school and even a lot of the normal-school guys. and now some of the girls seem to hate me. wonder why... oh well, so i STILL haven't found a date yet for the festival, so i gotta work on that! yes. 

thanks a lot balmung, now i want a marshmallow!

anonymous, WHY DID YOU ASK!! ok, i guess i have to answer. i'm 5'7'' and pretty thin (hunting/foraging for most of your food does that to ya). i have long, currently-black hair that's pretty straight. my eyes are usually green, but i like to change my appearance a lot, so my hair- and eye-color changes frequently. umm... i have pointed ears, but they usually are covered by my hair and under an illusion to look normal. oh, and i guess i would have kinda... cat-like features, if you know what i mean. like- well, you know. so yeah. back to ninja story.

so i THINK i just survived an assassination attempt. someone was running towards me in gym class, so i kinda... flipped them. don't worry, it was a guy! no violence towards girls! (unless they deserve it or attack me). mysteriously, the coach yells at me! we were playing soccer, and i had the ball! that was it! what's the big deal!?! its not like i killed the guy or anything! although i could have.... oh, so now i'm the 'violent-genius-transfer-girl'. brilliant. oh well, at least they didn't search me. i don't think they would've taken kindly to me if they found the knife i had. for self-defense only, i swear! ok better go. we're staying in dorms, and i think my roommate is coming.

naito!

Arashi

(storm)